Because of the Stupid Computer

Jim cartlon, an author of the Wall Street Journal gathered a complaint of American computer consumers, following consumer complaints:

1. Compaq never considering changing the command "Press ANY key" to "Press ENTER Key" Because in a lot of callers ask WHO the "ANY" in the keyboard.

2. AST Technical Support to receive a consumer report Because of difficulty using a mouse. When the Technical Support visit, They found the mouse That can not be used.Because it is still wrapped in the plastic. Users of a woman phobia of mouse (rat), so do not dare to remove it from the plastic.

3. When the disk is still large, Compaq technician received a consumer complaint of a WHO does not read the floppy disk drive, computer disk. After the probe turned out to consumers That include a floppy disk into the typewriter and typed label on the diskette

4. AST consumers WHO said recording disk exposed to the virus are difficult, That to clean. AST Officials asked him to send copies of infected diskette is to be learned. AST Officials and the police have received a copy of the diskette from the consumer

5. A Dell customer complained That he was not Able to send fax via computer, after the point, DELL That officer found consumers were Trying to fax via computer in a way Thatwill put fax paper in front of the monitor

6. Consumers also complained That other DELL keyboard is in use it is not Able tofunction since the clean up. When asked how to clean the keyboard, he explains, "I washand scrub all parts of the keyboard with soap and rinse with water, and dry in the sun"

7. DELL Consumers also another major upset when he Could not turn on purchasing anew computer. He asserted, "all been installed properly. But every time I press the footpedal, does not Happen." After the survey, the foot pedal = mouse.

8. That consumer furious again his new DELL computer is not a flame. He waited andwaited, and did not Happen on the computer. When the DELL technician ACKs if "powerswitch" is in turn, the owner of the computer again asked, "power switch" is what?

9. When the officer got the telephone asking Novell NetWire That the coasters on yournew PC bought broke and ask for change. Officials Novell netWire confusion, he thinksThat it is the gift of PC buyers. But the caller, confirms "no. This coaster is already on my computer, when I put coasters on it broke. What I do know at the front of the coaster wasthe word CD-ROM, 16X"

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